17 June 2010
Will Louise Bagshawe provide the next Tory sex scandal?
Following on from the Caroline Nokes affair, who will be the next bit of Tory talent to provide us with another sex scandal to laugh over? The favourite must be Louise "Barker" Bagshawe, to be the next to take the field as Slapper of the House.
Barker got the nickname at Oxford due to her insistence on taking it doggy-style and by all accounts she was the university's bike back in the day. She married and went all Papist and self-righteous but newly divorced she might just revert back to type and start wrapping her legs around all and sundry. She will obviously have to get a move on as she will be 39 later on this month, and all that cellulite and saggy bits that women get quite early on tends to put a lot of men off their stride.
This blog has its money of Barker to be up next as the Commons' slapper.