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08 June 2010
The Sexism Exam
SEXISM STUDIES
Time allowed 3 hours.
Attempt all questions.

Section A (50%)

1. Explain why the best women's football team in the world wouldn't stand a chance against you and ten of your friends. Include in your answer:

a) Why they kick the ball like idiots and are scared to mess up their hair.

b) What you wouldn't mind doing with them in the showers after the match.

2. Pamela Anderson's tits are plastic but look good in photographs. Compare and contrast the relative merits of plastic and real tits for recreational purposes.

3. It is a long established fact that fat girls are more grateful for it. Outline some of the reasons why this is so, and explain why all feminists are fat, ugly lesbians.

or

Compare and contrast video lesbians with those you have encountered in real life.

4. Write a critique of any ONE of the following films:

a) White Water Shafting
b) Three Into One Will Go
c) King Dong
d) Speared by Zulu Lovers

Include in your discussion a justification for such films to be considered "art-house" rather than pornographic.


Section B (50%)

1. Women drivers, eh? Discuss.

2. Name something a woman has invented.

3. On average, women live 7 years longer than men yet get their pension 5 years earlier. Explain why this isn't fair, making reference to your lazy old granny who lived to be 100 and your poor granddad who worked 52 years down the pit and died the day before he retired.

4. Discuss the philosophical implications of this question: "If a man speaks in a forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"
2 Comments:

I hope i have this exam later in the week! Made me laugh an awful lot x

8 June 2010 at 17:10  

Glad to hear it, Sweets. These are prelims that you are taking, if memory serves me right? Don't worry, because the honours school is next and you can relax a bit.

8 June 2010 at 20:09  

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