15 February 2010
Natasha Gray: bet she can teach a few things!
Remember Natasha Gray, 31, the tasty bit of teaching talent who became Britain's answer to Libby Hoeler in the accidentally flashing it about stakes? The story is too good to die, so let's run it out one more time.
Before she went into the teaching trade, little miss luscious worked as a model under the name of Tasha. She uploaded some of her photos to the iModel.com website, obviously so that putative punters could get a shuftie at her. The girl was a fucking model, remember?
She wangled the position teaching little Tommy Toerag and his mates at Manor Community College in Cambridge in 2002 and dropped her modelling work. Certainly all the photos date from before she started teaching PE at the comprehensive. Unfortunately for Natasha she forgot to delete the photos from the site and according to the Daily Telegraph report from March last year a parent found them and notified the school.
Benjamin Slade is the headmaster and in spite of the fact that his school only manages to get half its scrotes through a GCSE grade A to C, Ben felt able to pontificate in finest sanctimonious self-righteous git mode about Tasha Gray's former trade.
She would certainly be subject to disciplinary action, said Benjie, who went on to admit that he couldn't even suspend Tasha because she hadn't done anything wrong during her time as a teacher. That didn't stop the balding git from running off whimpering to the education committee in the hope that something would be done. It wasn't because no bugger is really interested in pompous toads and Tasha kept her job.
What remains to be said? Would you want your daughter taught by a man who dresses all in black? Having threatened dire actions against Tasha Gray, does he not feel a right spastic every time he sees her wriggling deliciously down a corridor? Finally, has it not occurred to Benjie that maybe the reason why his shithole of an establishment now manages to get half of its pupils though their GCSEs is down to the luscious Natasha Gray who manages to make the day worthwhile by putting a tilt in an awful lot of trousers?
Told you that the story was worth keeping alive. . .