09 February 2010
Alastair Campbell cries on cue: people laugh
Did you enjoy watching Alastair Campbell blubbing at the nasty things that nasty people said about his very close friend Tony Blair? Serves him right, you probably thought, for helping to sell the lies that led to a war that killed many of our soldiers. Here you go, watch it again and again, because Campbell's performance gets more risible with every viewing.
Those lies are a good reason to vote against Nu-Labour, and remember that Campbell is a dry drunk and a manic-depressive. So if the defeat is total then the day after the election Campbell's noisome carcass might be found floating in the River Thames.
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold. . .