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18 January 2010
World Cup anti-stab vests
Are you planning to visit South Africa for the World Cup finals later this year? Got your passport, stadia tickets and hotel reservations? What about your anti-stab vest?

Yes, you heard that right - a South African company is selling anti-stab vests and for just U.S.$2.00 more you can even get your national flag emblazoned upon your very own piece of body armour. In a country where one person is murdered every twenty minutes this looks like a good buy indeed if you are committed enough to follow your team over there.

You can pick up your vest at Jan Smuts Airport in Johannesburg, or the company will deliver it to your hotel. Deep fried Mars Bar munchers are advised by their friendly old Exile not to bother looking for their national flag on the site as fucking Scotland failed to qualify yet again.

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How about just watch it on the telly, then you'll only have to worry about what the wife might do to you?

20 January 2010 at 14:51  

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