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12 November 2009
Emelia Hernández, Héctor Guijosa & a basket of eggs
Here's a tale that needs a wider audience. . . Emelia Hernandez, on the left, burst into the Mexico City Assembly to confront Deputy Héctor Guijosa, pictured right and looking as if he wished that he were elsewhere. It seems that Emelia had been wont to polish Héctor's knob, until such time as she became pregnant - whereupon Héctor stopped fucking her and fucked her off instead.

Emelia is after some easy money, obviously, and as part of her ploy to embarrass Héctor into coughing up she brought a basket of eggs into the chamber with her - you can just see it behind the computer monitor. Why the eggs, I hear you ask? That's because what we call balls, the Mexicans call eggs, and she was bringing him a dozen or so to replace the ones that she thinks he lacks. Now you understand why the poor sod has that mongish expression on his face: he just wants the earth to open up and swallow him whole.

Yes, yes, I know what you are thinking: she should have taken the pill or had a fucking abortion, but you have to admit that the tale is worth the telling for the easy laughs that it gives.

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