02 October 2009
Short Dick Gimlet
Here's Gillette singing a little something especially for Gimlet Kamm. Some people think that dear Gillette's just a scabby New Jersey slag, but compared to Anthea, my spunk hungry little hoare, she is as a virgin pure.
So, Gimlet, did you enjoy your fun and games with Neil Clark while I was in hospital? The comments to this posting of his suggests that you did. Anyway, I do hope so, my short-arsed little cockroach 'cos now it's time for our team to start with the guffaws.
By the way, is Stephen Pollard the one that they used to call Podge at Oxford? Unhealthy rolls of fat on a body that never stopped sweating. Sweating with fear that day when the beaglers decided to boot-black his balls and them dump him in Mercury, the Tom Quad fountain at Christ Church. Tell me it's not the same sad-arse - it might help me to stop pissing myself laughing.
OK; you rancid little maggot: answer the question and let's have less of your cheek in future.