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20 October 2009
Buy a cat and get to stay in Britain

Just when you thought that the Nu-Labour regime couldn't get any more cack-handed than they are already, they up and surprise you by taking their incompetence to a whole new level.

So it is with the case of a Bolivian whom the government wished to deport. The man appealed to a Nu-Labour body called the Asylum and Immigration Tribunal which ruled that he can continue to bless the UK with his presence because he and his girlfriend had bought a cat.

Yes, you read that correctly: a fucking cat. Some Bolivian has been given special leave to remain in the UK and one of the factors that he offered as proof of a serious relationship with the bird that he is shacked up with is that they have a moggy.

Needless to say, neither the Bolivian nor the cat have been named, presumably to protect their privacy.



Aren't you being a bit inconsistent, Ken? I mean, suppose the Mexican government adopted the policies you propose for the Labour Party, of barring foreign labour. Wouldn't you have to leave Mexico?

21 October 2009 at 00:22  

The rules here are very simple:

1. If I go for a job with a similarly qualified local, then he has to have the work.

2. If I get involved in local politics I will be deported.

3. My leave to remain can be revoked by a stroke of the president's pen. There is no appeal.

21 October 2009 at 02:27  

If it were up to me, ...

I'd put him on the first boat back to Bolivia,

I'd have the cat put to sleep,

and I'd send him the bill.

Griffin for PM!

21 October 2009 at 11:58  

No boats ever go to Bolivia 'cos the place is landlocked, so an aircraft would be needed. He should be allowed to keep his poor cat as the critter has committed no crime. There are lots of yummy mice in Bolivia...

21 October 2009 at 12:55  

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