20 July 2009
Elyse Downs, the crying sorority girl
This is Elyse Downs, and late last year she decided to "make it snow" in an Alfa Chi Omega dormitory hallway at the University of Oklahoma. She did this by setting off a fire extinguisher, something which her father seems to have done in his student days. However, in her case the chemicals in the foam seem to have triggered the fire alarm, thus waking up the entire sorority in the middle of an examination week. Now as she blubs, everyone but God hates her.
The video was probably shot by Brianna DeCassios, who for reasons that only a bimbo could understand, then uploaded it to YouTube. It seems that she then had second thoughts and spent weeks trying to get it pulled, only to find that someone else had reposted it. Once a video goes viral, dearie, you can forget that idea.
Enough background: just watch the video and I defy you not to emerge pissing yourself laughing.