19 January 2009
Gimlet Kamm is a gem!
I really can't believe how fucking tiny Gimlet is! I was watching him perform on Newsnight Review, and the effect is hilarious. Basically you have three ordinary sized people plus Gimlet sat on a long sofa. The three are all sat normally because they are of average size and not short-arsed little fuckers. Gimlet sits slightly forward and bolt upright, obviously so that his feet can touch the floor, but it does give the impression that he has a poker up his bum. He's also wearing a suit whereas everyone else is casually dressed. Given his size you can understand this pathetic attempt at gravitas, but it just makes him look even more risible.
Gimlet, you're a gem - if you bring some identification with you to prove that you are not all of 14 years old I will buy you a pint when I am next in London.