26 September 2008
Sarah Palin to ride John McCain's chopper
It's official: Sarah Palin will ride John McCain's chopper all the way to the White House.
McCain's chopper comes courtesy of a motorbike dealer in California and the Popbitch e-mail - sign up here, you know that you want to - reports that he doesn't have a license for it. However, the USA is not like Britain and most states don't have a separate license for motorbikes and cars. Anyway, as Brad Hanson will confirm, no man needs a license to ride Sarah.
McCain's war injuries may mean that he can't reach the handlebars, so your friendly old Exile reckons that Sarah can sit at the front and hold them whilst McCain concentrates on the controls so that his chopper slides easily towards its destination. Aaaaah!
Sarah's reaction when asked to comment on the size of McCain's chopper is pictured on the left, but looking at the photo above of the actual chopper the Exile reckons that she is in for a nice surprise.