13 September 2008
Meet the Palin Family: Track the drug addict & Bristol the bike
The National Enquirer is reporting that Track Palin, Sarah's eldest son, is a dipso druggie who likes to get his friends to go stealing for him. No wonder that the Palin family packed him off to the army.
The now pregnant Bristol Palin is even better: "Bristol was a huge stoner and drinker. I've seen her smoke pot and get drunk and make out with so many guys. All the guys would brag that they just made out with Bristol."
Finally, Levi Johnson the guy who knocked her up was basically dragged out of his home to go and stand on the stage at the Republican Convention. He knows that "he’s stuck being with Bristol because her mom is running for Vice President,” said one of his friends.
OK, so we have one drug addicted kleptomaniac and his sister who is the town bike.
This is turning into a wonderful election!
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