05 September 2008
Did Sarah Palin have an extra-marital affair?
In spite of vehement denials by the Republicans, the National Enquirer is sticking to its exclusive story that Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husband's business partners. The Enquirer's account is not on-line, but according to sources who have seen it, the paper alleges that once Todd Palin found out about Sarah's extra-marital knob polishing, he dissolved the business partnership.
The source for all this may very well turn out to be Mike Wooten, Sarah's former brother-in-law, who has good reasons to hate America's favourite MILF. The question that leaps to mind is how did the story get out, given that the next edition of the Enquirer doesn't hit the news-stands until the 15th of this month? The most likely explanation is that someone in the Obama camp got hold of it and then fed it to the press.
Congratulations to the National Enquirer on breaking this story and let's hope that it is likewise on the ball when it comes to getting those Sarah Palin upskirt, nipslip and bikini photos that everyone is now gagging for.