15 November 2007
Michelle Marsh: she cannot shag!
Let us consider this photograph of the lovely Michelle Marsh. More particularly, let us consider the T-shirt that she is wearing and the writing thereon.
Is there not something wrong? Michelle, lovely though she is, cannot have shagged the drummer as she claimed. She may have been shagged by the drummer, but do we not agree that it is impossible for her to have done the shagging?
Let us pause for a moment and ponder these weighty matters.