19 October 2008
Who's Nailin' Paylin: let's review the video
Now that just about everybody has downloaded the first part of Who's Nailin' Paylin, it's time to ask what did you think of it? I'll be honest and say that it was better than I expected, but not as good as I had hoped.
Lisa Ann was excellent as Serra Paylin, even though she didn't manage to carry off the real Sarah's grating accent very well. On the other hand she did manage to capture the image that exists in many people's minds of Sarah as the brainless bimbo who is good to fuck, but good for fuck all else.
The one liners are also quite good, my favourite being when Lisa Ann was on her knees with the hard cocks of the two Russian soldiers in each of her hands and she looked at the weapons and said: "They look German".
I think that I was hoping for a bit more dialogue like that, and a few more wisecracks at the expense of the Republicans. Alas, it was not to be.
To be fair you don't watch a Hustler porno flick for the acting, and this one didn't disappoint in the hardcore department: within two minutes of the 20 minute video beginning, Lisa Ann and her two male studs were stripped down and the sucking had commenced.
Give this lady credit as the expert provider of blow jobs that she is; an ability that is only surpassed by her powers in the fucking department. I kid you not when I say that I was amazed that her two co-stars managed to prevent their weapons from accidentally discharging.
When finally they were allowed to shoot their wads they provided us with a fairly standard pop shot, but this one was made a bit out of the ordinary by the fact that Lisa Ann kept her Sarah glasses on throughout the action. That's right - they spunked all over her specs. Now that is one of those moments that will live in porno history because those glasses are what makes the real Sarah so delectable - and there they were, covered in what our American cousins call jizm - just as they probably were after Brad Hanson had finished shooting his load.
So is the DVD worth buying when it comes out next month? On the basis of the first part, you betcha, as the real Sarah would say. Not so much to watch alone, but so that you can invite your mates around. This is a video for after the pubs shut, and you fancy having a laugh at the 2008 American Election.