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06 October 2007
Ollie Kamm throws wobbler: Exile can't stop laughing
I have a question for you: if a person writes an article how does that make him a pimp? A fellow named Ollie Kamm thinks that it does. If you don't believe me, read his comment here.

OK, so I wrote an article about Mexico City's good-time girls - an article that didn't even have anything to do with prostitution - and Ollie thinks that this makes me a pimp. You can read the piece here or here. Trust me - only Ollie Kamm, a short-arsed fucker if ever there was one, could believe that writing an article makes me into something other than a writer.

So, what might have happened? There are three possible explanations:

1. Ollie the short-arsed fucker has past form when it comes to failing to understand things. There was the time when the SAF actually took a blogger to task, for saying that a comment by Christopher Hitchens about Muslims being deracinated, would have been better "expressed in the original German". The SAF argued that deracinated had French roots, thus completely missing the point of the sarcasm. So aside from being a short-arsed little fucker, he is as thick as pig shit. Could that be the reason?

2. The SAF also has form at trying to pull the wool over people's eyes. Take this posting which argued that the Korean War was a result of Soviet expansionism. The only problem is that the source that the SAF quotes doesn't argue that. The SAF probably thought that we would not check. Big fucking mistake.

3. The third possibility is that Ollie was so very annoyed when he wrote those words that he just wanted to scream and scream - just like the little pretty boy that he is.

So what do we think it is, people? Is he a bit thick? Was he trying it on? Or was he just so mad that he wanted to scream and throw Teddie around the room?

The Exile reports: you decide.

Update, Saturday:

No word from Ollie as yet. Like so many of his class, he comes over as having more gob than a cow's got cunt - until someone comes along who is always up for a ruck. Then he runs like the nesh bugger that he really is.

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27 Comments:

He's thick. All there is to it.

6 October 2007 at 07:07  

You are, basically, a beggar, aren't you.

6 October 2007 at 11:32  

Am I? Is that a vote for one, two or three?

6 October 2007 at 14:44  

I think that he was angry. I can picture him spitting out his comment and then only sneaking back to Harry's Place to see what else has been said.

Does he read your blog and has he ever commented here?

7 October 2007 at 01:42  

Dunno if he reads it, but I don't think that he has ever commented around these parts.

So that's one vote for Ollie as being thick as two short planks - or maybe that should read short-arsed planks? Another vote for the little fucker being spitting mad.

I'm quite enjoying this.

7 October 2007 at 15:59  

Just out of curiosity, why have all the correspondents used the anonymous tag? I don't mind, but I am curious.

8 October 2007 at 00:46  

I can't be bothered signing up to blogger.

I think that I go with the thick explanation. I vote for number one.

8 October 2007 at 02:30  

It is interesting that no bugger has gone for number two. I suppose if t¡you think that he is a thick cunt then expecting him to have the wit to try it on like that is hard for you to credit.

Yeah, I can see a consensus emerging here, namely that aside from being a short-arsed little fucker, he is also thick as pig shit to boot.

I am enjoying this!

8 October 2007 at 06:42  

I am Oliver Kamm and I want to protest that my strictures are not being treated in the manner they deserve.

If you do not stop this at once then I shall be forced to speak to mumsie about you. She is a famous translator and knows how to deal with horrid little lower class oiks.

8 October 2007 at 06:48  

You are pulling my dick! It is about 7.00am in England and Ollie is still tucked up in bed with Teddie. Unless he shit the bed...Could have happened... Thought a fart was on the way so decided to let rip Oops, big mistake.

Assuming for the moment that you are the short arsed little fucker himself, why should I give a tinker's cuss about Mrs Kamm? Assuming she is Mrs, and not Miss, Kamm.

If the latter is the case then you really are a little bastard aren't you?

8 October 2007 at 07:19  

It will not have been lost on the more intelligent reader that ignorance of Kalecki's Principle of Increasing Risk clearly points to rank stupidity allied to Fascism, which is the hallmark of the Exile. I very carefully said that this pseudonymous master-intellect's missive betrays the usual snobbery displayed by Chomsky's groupies. To be precise, Chomsky's support for Nazis and genocidal tyrants can be seen as support for totalitarianism and anti-Semitism. Attentive - indeed any - readers will note that praise for a high and progressive marginal rate of personal taxation is to be regarded as an affirmation that neo-Nazi bigots are sorts of relatively apolitical liberals! In fact, hatred of western democracies and admiration of totalitarianism is no less than the type of lunatic flat-earther conspiracy theory that would appeal to the feeble-minded and pro-fascist, and so is eminently well-suited to a sub-Chomskyite blog such as this.

8 October 2007 at 18:30  

This is the real Kamm. Nobody else could write like that.

8 October 2007 at 18:40  

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. No other cunt can mix meaningless verbiage with pomposity in quite that way.

Ollie, is that really you?

8 October 2007 at 20:07  

Can I vote again? I still say he's thick and that is all there is to it.

9 October 2007 at 04:41  

Attentive - indeed any - readers will note that the hatred of western democracies and admiration of totalitarianism which this blog embodies is no less than an endorsement of Jew-baiting bigotry. I confess I do tend to the view, on balance, that to ignore Orwell's observation in Notes on Nationalism about those living in what he called "money-sheltered ignorance" is an affirmation that neo-Nazi bigots are sorts of relatively apolitical liberals! It is with great pleasure, and a sense of a moral obligation fully discharged, that I am able to inform the author of this missive that this piece betrays the grotesque sophistry that we have come to expect of Chomsky and his undergraduate cultists. The undergraduate adopts the characteristic undergraduate pose: praise for a high and progressive marginal rate of personal taxation amounts to the usual snobbery displayed by Chomsky's groupies. In fact, ignorance of Kalecki's Principle of Increasing Risk can be seen as rank stupidity allied to Fascism.

9 October 2007 at 04:44  

Yeah, sure, vote early and vote often. This is about having a laugh at the short-arsed little fucker.

I'll tell you, these Ollie Kamm postings - they really do read like his load of old wank, they fucking do.

9 October 2007 at 06:50  

Now, unfortunately for you, Exile, hatred of western democracies and admiration of totalitarianism is nothing less than an affirmation that neo-Nazi bigots are sorts of relatively apolitical liberals! I repeat: to ignore Orwell's observation in Notes on Nationalism about those living in what he called "money-sheltered ignorance" is support for totalitarianism and anti-Semitism. It will not have been lost on any reader that Chomsky knew full well that he was promoting the benign nature of a Nazi's bigotry, because it amounts to rank stupidity allied to Fascism. Attentive - indeed any - readers will note that ignorance of Kalecki's Principle of Increasing Risk can be seen as the usual snobbery displayed by Chomsky's groupies. Attentive readers, and even inattentive ones, will note that Chomsky's support for Nazis and genocidal tyrants is no less than an endorsement of Jew-baiting bigots.

9 October 2007 at 19:22  

Hello, It's me again. Oliver Kamm is thick, this really is him that is writing in and I claim my fiver!

9 October 2007 at 22:13  

I think that you should pay me a fiver for all the cheap laughs I've give you!

OK, that's four votes for Ollie the thick cunt and one for Ollie the spitting mad little pretty boy.

Anyone else?

10 October 2007 at 00:44  

Having seen his photo I go for the spitting poof.

10 October 2007 at 03:28  

OK, fair enough, so we have four for the short-arsed thicko and two for the spitting mad pretty boy.

Still nobody reckons that he is cute enough to try and pull a fast one.

10 October 2007 at 07:36  

Me again! Another vote for thick as a brick.

10 October 2007 at 19:31  

Exile:

It's from the Kammbot. Check it out!

http://kammbot.netfirms.com/cgi-bin/kammbot.pl

11 October 2007 at 03:46  

Yes, Steven, I see what you mean.

Would the person who went to all that trouble like to step forward so that we can all give him around of applause?

11 October 2007 at 05:13  

It's a fair cop - I did it.

Kamm is still thick!

11 October 2007 at 19:28  

Yeah, but you didn't leave your name, you silly sod! Everyone is anonymous around here, but fuck knows why.

12 October 2007 at 02:44  

Why do you keep on calling him a "short arsed fucker"? Do you have some kind of height complex? It seems to be a persistent theme on here....

19 December 2007 at 15:27  

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