30 July 2007
Iraq wins Asian Cup: Captain calls for America to leave Iraq.
Iraq has defeated Saudi Arabia 1-0 in the Asian Cup Final, the first time that their football team has managed this feat.
Iraqis are now worried that the Chimp will try to claim credit for the victory, as he did in 2004 when the team's Olympic success was hailed by the simian as proof that the aggression was worth it - or something, you can never tell with that ape.
In the meantime, the team captain who scored the only goal,Younis Mahmoud, has decided not to return to Iraq, claiming that one of his closest friends disappeared a year ago, courtesy of the puppet regime. Oh, and he also called on the Americans to leave his country.
Oh, and the team's manager has also resigned.
The Exile doesn't reckon that the Chimp will get many kudos out of this.