23 June 2006
Mark Oaten wants it to be known that his transactions with rent boys did not include the use of a glass table. In the interests of non-glass transparency could he also rule out the use of a trombone?
The Exile loathes cute comments like this and set to work to find out what was going on. London sources report that Mark just loves getting on his back below a clear glass table and watching the shit plop out.
Then he would bend over the table and start munching, while the rent boy kneeled behind him and gave him a nice reach around wank - hence the trombone reference.
Why can't Guido just tell things like they are and drop all the shit?