02 April 2006
'Monger of the month: March
This month's winner stands head and shoulders below every other sad-arsed little tosser that wrote in to provide cheap laughs for the Exile. In fact, so convinced was I that this fool would crawl away with the prize that I pretty much telegraphed the result there and then. As nobody else has even come close to matching this knob's combination of asinine stupidity, coupled with off-the-wall head bangery, regular readers will probably have already guessed who this month's lucky winner is.
On the 20th March I posted an essay which discussed the future of socialism and Islamism: could the two work together, I wondered? Comandante Gringo argued that we should support anti-colonial movements because they are at least a step up from the colonial status-quo. This was a good point, and one that I had failed to make.
Then, steaming in like some deranged ferret on a bad acid trip, came this month's winner. He tried to introduce the Rippentrop-Molotov Pact to the debate, clearly thinking that an alliance between two roughly equal sovereign states was comparable with a bunch of Iraqis who are trying to get the largest power the world has ever seen out of their country. Then he seemed to be suggesting that the 3% of the British people who are Muslim can somehow take over the country if British socialism is so foolish enough to make a common, anti-capitalist cause with them.
This individual is too wonderful for words. Ladies and gentleman I give you the 'Monger of the Month for March 2006! Step forward Sackcloth & Ashes to receive the derision that you have wanked so hard to deserve.
Every month this blog will award due recognition to the animal, vegetable or mineral who has made the most asinine, stupid and/or off-the-wall comment or comments. Nationality is not important, but anyone who signs themself as anonymous will not be included. The publisher-editor's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.