02 March 2006
'Monger of the Month: February
Yes folks, it's that time of the month again! Time to look back through the previous month's contributions to find the utter and complete wanker who will walk away with the title of 'Monger of the Month.
Out of competition was the anonymous tosser who wrote this load of old wank. Sorry, it was good, but rules are rules: you cannot be a cowardly 'monger to win this coveted award. Still, you get a dishonourable mention today, and The Exile hopes that you stop shaving and walk around with your head turned to one side. If you keep your mouth horizontal you will not only have a cunt's opinions, but you will look like one as well.
The runner-up this month is CSC5502D for his wonderfully off-the-wall comment about Canada. Claiming that Canada, a NATO ally to the Great Satan, and fellow capitalist country, is not a friend to the USA is, well, a seriously idiotic thing to say. I thought that you had it, CSC5502D, but the winner roared past you, cock in hand, wanking like buggery!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you CR Mountjoy-GDF, a serious head the ball if ever there was one. The posting was about Iraq, but old CR came along and commented on Palestine! To make matters even more engaging, he claimed that the PLO were spending western aid on arms - as if anyone needs to spend that kind of brass on getting tooled up. You can buy a bloody AK-47 in Mexico City for about a hundred quid - in Africa they are about a quarter of that price. The Palestinians don't use the money for arms - they shovel it into Swiss bank accounts like everyone else.
The 'Monger of the Month for February 2006 is CR Mountjoy-GDF!
Every month this blog will award due recognition to the animal, vegetable or mineral who has made the most asinine, stupid and/or off-the-wall comment or comments. Nationality is not important, but anyone who signs themself as anonymous will not be included. The publisher-editor's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.