21 February 2006
Help! The Mussies are coming - literally.
I don't think that I've ever commented on this wazzock before. An American who came over to the UK and helped put a British person out of a job. Not only that but the cunt gloated about it as well. I have avoided the bugger up to now basically because he makes me feel dirty, but while my bath is running I'll break the rule.
His latest wheeze is to present some statistics which purport to show that the UK will have a 17.5% Mussie minority by about the year 2061. Note the date, because most of us will be safely dead by then, so we won't be able to take the piss if it turns out that the figures are a load of old wank.
However, this is not the first time that I have heard this sort of thing said; although to be honest it is usually a finger-wagging claim that within a decade the country will be Muslim. It usually comes from that bloke in the pub who stands just a little too close to you for comfort.
To all these people I have one simple question: how many kids have you fathered? In round figures, without trying too hard to remember. If the round figure is zero, or comes to the rather unround number of one, then I'm sorry, but stop your mithering. Stop your mithering and get to work doing some serious shagging. If your wife is barren, then you can do as the Mexicans do, and dump her back on her family. Your race and nation demands it!
If you don't then I will just assume that you secretly want the UK to have a Mohamaden majority at some time in the future. Put another way, I won't be taking much notice of you.
As for middle class fucking foreigners who like to wander over and put British people out of work, all I can say is that I hope that one day a socialist government will put creatures like you on the next bum-boat going out. We have enough home grown scum of our own to deal with.
My bath is ready. Pray excuse me while I go and try and clean the filth that seems to have suddenly covered me.
Sorry about this, folks, but I have just received an e-mail telling me that one of the links to the site discussed in this posting does not work. If you try to go there directly from that link all you get is an error message. However, if you copy and paste http://dailyablution.blogs.com/ into your browser that will get you there. You will then have to scroll to the entry for the 20th February 2006 to see what I was going on about. The Exile apologises for any inconvenience caused, and asks his readers to understand that he is not responsible for some nesh bugger who doesn't like hearing the truth.