07 December 2005
David Cameron is the new Tory leader
David Cameron has been chosen as the new Tory Leader. The BBC page reproduced above lasted about five minutes before getting pulled, but one blogger managed to get a screen shot. (Cameron had refused to talk about his drug use at university) A brief biography is here, and an analysis of the hurdles he faces can be found here.
What to say about this bloke? Well, as a Tory he'll never suffer from piles as God made him a perfect arsehole. There is a rumour that he went to get circumcised and the surgeon took one look and said the operation was not possible because "there's no end to this prick". He wants to be Prime Minister one day and one fucking day should be enough for the rest of us.