18 November 2005
Toms set to invade Germany during the World Cup
The Germans are expecting an invasion of prostitutes during next year's World Cup. Berlin is waiting to play host to at least40,000 of the little darlings who will service the randy fans: including an estimated 100,000 Englishmen.
This will be great for the English fans, because when the team gets knocked out early by some place that no bugger even knew existed until the end of the Cold War, a bloke can go and rent himself a tom from that country. I hope that every one of them shouts out "Cop this for England," when he gets on the short strokes.
Germans being Germans, they are offering idiotic advice such as "don't expect a love relationship," from any of the girls. Somebody should point out to the fool who stated the bleeding obvious, that the whole point about renting a tom for a session is so that she leaves afterwards. Thus her punter does not even have to pretend to be interested in her inane prattle. He can go and have a cup of tea. . .